It's a nine mile walk
From the office to the pumps
Sometimes you think you're gonna drop
In the end you're filthy dirty
Horny and pissed off
And before you can leave u gotta sweep the fuckin' shop
It's a real real bitch
To be workin' 4 the man
But shit I do it well so what the fuck
I could probly wash dishes
At some other fuckin' dump
But it's all the same to me
Bustin' ass 2 make a buck
So read 'em up + stick 'em
Pump that fucker good
Some woman down on main st. needs a jump
Get your fingers outta your ass
And pump some faggot's gas
And think about how bad new hope sucks
It's a piss poor life
When the ladies fire u up
And then u check their oil and know you're fucked
'cuz no one wants a loser
Who works for 5 an hour
Smells like gas, looks like shit
Works in the rain - rude as hell
I can fix a tire like hurricane melinda
I know that I'm the best for what it's worth
So if I choose to help you
Don't look like you expect it
'cuz it's a gift that god gave me at birth
So read 'em up + stick 'em
Pump that fucker good
Some woman down on main st. needs a jump
Get your fingers outta your ass
And pump some faggot's gas
And think about how bad new hope sucks
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