I've come here to sell you my body
I can show you some good merchandise
I'll pull you and I'll pill you
I'll crueladeville you
And to thrill you I'll use any device (ha ha ha!)
We'll give you crazy performance
We'll give you grounds for divorce
We'll give you piece de resistance
And a tour de force of course
We found the right location
Got a lot of pretty lights, sound and amplification listen!
Hey if you need a fix, if you want to get high, Stikells will see to that
With Elektra and EMI, we'll show you where its at
So c'mon, let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Just take a look at the menu
We give you rock a la carte
We'll breakfast at Tiffany's
We'll sing to you in Japanese
We're only here to entertain you
If you want to see some action
You get nothing but the best
The S and M attraction, we've got your pleasure chest
Chicago down to New Orleans, we get you on the line
If you big the New York scene
We'll have a son of a bitch of a time
C'mon, let me entertain you
C'mon, let me entertain you
Let me entertain you through the night