Check this strange beverage that falls out from the sky
Splashin' Bagdad on the Hudson in Panther Martin's eyes
He's high and outside, wearin' candy apple red
Scarlet gave him twenty-seven stitches in his head
With a pint of green Chartreuse, ain't nothin' seems right
You buy the Sunday paper on a Saturday night
Can't you hear the thunder, someone stole my watch
I sold a quart of blood and bought a half a pint of Scotch
Someone tell those Chinamen on Telegraph Canyon Road(1)
When you're on the bill with the spoon, there ain't no time to unload
So bye bye baby, baby bye bye
Droopy Stranger, Lonely Dreamer, Toy Puppy and the Prado
Were laughin' as they piled into Olmos' Eldorado
Jesus whispered eeni meany miney moe
They're too proud to duck their heads, that's why they bring it down so low
So bye bye baby, baby bye bye
The pointed man is smack dab in the middle of July
Swingin' from the rafters in his brand new tie
He said, 'I can't go back to that hotel room, all they do is shout
But I'll stay with you, baby, till the money runs out'
So bye bye baby, baby bye bye
So bye bye baby, baby bye bye
Bye bye, bye
By bye baby, baby bye bye
Bye bye baby, baby bye bye.
Bye bye baby, baby bye bye
Bye bye baby, baby bye bye
Bye bye baby, baby bye bye
Oh, bye bye baby
Bye bye baby, baby bye bye