A guy I know
And this is pretty bad
Only likes
Artificial girls
Those different mannequins from store windows
He says, "It ends up pretty cheap
When I take them out for wine"
Everyone's got it a little different in their head
Another guy I know
Has such a mania
At the movies when there are
Suspenseful scenes
He gets up a throws shadows on the screen
He jumps around, hands over his head
And then they carry him out
Everyone's got it a little different in their head
This girl I know
Now I remember
Collects things
I've known her now for years
Things which are really weird
I'd probably be embarrassed
If I described them for you
Everyone's got it a little different in their head
Only I am normal
No short circuits in my head
Absolutely no scandals
On the wall at home are nudes of my dad