I'm going slightly mad, I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened - happened
It finally happened - ooh oh
It finally happened - I'm slightly mad
Oh dear!
I'm one card short of a full deck
I'm not quite the shilling
One wave short of a shipwreck
I'm not my usual top billing
I'm coming down with a fever
I'm really out to sea
This kettle is boiling over
I think I'm a banana tree, oh dear
I'm going slightly mad, I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened - happened
It finally happened - uh huh
It finally happened - I'm slightly mad
Oh dear!
I'm knitting with only one needle
Unraveling fast it's true
I'm driving only three wheels these days
But my dear how about you?
I'm going slightly mad, I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened - happened - happened
It finally happened - oh yes
It finally happened - I'm slightly mad
Just very slightly mad
And there you have it!