If you can't beat 'em, join 'em
You've got to do it cause it makes you feel good
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em
Your never gonna help yourself
Keep your fingers off my money
Don't try and pull me down
You're taking me out to wine and dine me
Tryin to wind me 'round and around
Invite me to your little contract Ha Ha!
Rumour has it that you could play dirty
I'll tell you what I'll do about that
I'm playing at the wrong game yeah
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em
You've got to do it cause it makes you feel good
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em
Your never gonna help yourself
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em
You've got to do it cause it makes you feel good
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em
It's everyone for themselves